I have to go to the vet today. Mama told me that if we remember to keep the morning's "production", then I can avoid having a stick up my butt at the vet's. I'm all for that, so I convinced mama to do whatever is necessary to remember.
This is mama's daily list of things to remember when taking me out for my walkie. Because sometimes she forgets and I hate that. See how we have cleverly added the most important thing to remember to the daily list?
Each morning mama uses this brush-thing in front of the mirror before she leaves the house. What better place to remind her of the most important thing to remember for the day?
Mama. I don't want a stick up my butt. PLEASE remember to hang on to my morning poo! My butt thanks you in advance.
Love,
Bogart
1 comment:
So...
The big question is, DID SHE REMEMBER THE POO??
For your sake, man, I hope she did.
Goober love,
Stanley
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