Gas prices... crazy, huh? Mama has been complaining a lot about how much it costs to get back and forth to her work. My answer - beautiful in it's simplicity - was that she just shouldn't go to work anymore, and spend her entire days entertaining me. Alas, from what I understand no one will pay her unless she goes in to work, so as I do like to eat I suppose she has to go.
So she's made some changes. Rather than taking her car to work everyday she is taking the bus. Being a good boy, I wanted to walk her to the bus stop in the morning, in case there are any hooligans or ruffians - Nobody messes with my mama!!! - so we all walked to the bus stop... and we waited.
And waited.
Uh wait... what's that? Is that the bus, huh mama?
I think I see it coming... aw shucks, it's going to take mama away for the day again. Ah well, I know she's out bringing home the bacon (literally and figuratively) so it's ok with me.
Very different from the Bogie-mobile.
BYE MAMA - have as good of a day as you can without me!!!
Love,
Bogart
To Aire is Divine
Chez Bogart
