Sunday, September 13, 2009

Poop Problemo

It's been a tough day.

My poop just hasn't been "right" today. Well, since last night. Around 11 PM. And then 2:20 AM. And then 4:30 AM. And then 6:45 AM.

Mama and I have spent our day either sleeping or walking around pooping (well, I've done more of the pooping, she's done more of the sleeping).

I have energy only for the basic things...

Pine cone chasing, mainly.

In order to address the pooping issue, mama went above and beyond her limited culinary experience. If dad was here, making me something special wouldn't have been an issue. But mama? She actually had to make phone calls to ask how to boil me up some chicken and rice. Yep, phone calls. With long, drawn-out explanations. Of very, very simple procedures. But you know what? She made some kick-ass chicken and rice and I ate two whole bowls. She cut it up into the tiny bites that I prefer, and even put some of the chicken stock that she made on top of the rice to make it juicy.

And this is the woman who actually burned two frozen pizzas this week. Occasionally... SHE LEARNS.

Love,

Bogart

15 comments:

Inky and Molly said...

Hope you feeling better soon. Nothing worse than issues in the poop department.
Love, Inky and Molly

Maggie and Mitch said...

Your chicken and rice looks delicious, Bogie! We hope it does the trick for you! We're glad to see you're getting your mama trained in the cooking department! This is important stuff!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Noah the Airedale said...

Awww your mamma is cooking for you matie. That's love!!! Bet she did an awesome job.
Tell your mamma she has to remember to use the timer we sent when she puts the pizza in the oven. We promise they wont burn lol.
Hope your tummmy is feeling better.
We have our paws crossed for ya!

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

Oh poor you Bogart, that is not nice having a dire rear!
We have to say your plate of chicken and rice looked exceedingly yummy, hope it did the trick.

Molly, Taffy and Monty

RILEY AND STAR said...

Boy, you sound pooped out! Hope you and mommy can get some rest today.

Luv,
Riley and Star.

Hollie and Janie said...

I hope you feel better! That chicken and rice sure does look yummy! I'm so proud of your mom!
Love,
janie

Homer said...

Hey Bogart, are you right? Tummy issues? You mummy was so nice to tried to cook chicken and rice for you. I bet it tasted nice!

Love,
Homer

Scout and Freyja said...

Hey, kiddo, I've been reading your blog and the source of your bad poops could be the questionable water you drank yesterday. There are germs that are bad for you that can be left in communal water bowls by the dog that had a sip just before you. Also, if the water has been sitting around for a while, larvae can be floating around and be so tiny that you can't see them.

Maybe your momma should take along a little water bottle for you from now on...just sayin'.

Southbay Girl said...

Bogart. i hope you stop having those poop problems!! That is never fun-but look what you got out of it...chicken and rice! YUMMY!!! Tell your mom to make it for you more often! My mom has made me chicken before too-it's so good! Us dogs need to be pampered!!

Woof

Velcro

Dawn said...

Moms will learn just about anything for the pups they love! Hope you feel better soon!

Coco - The Princess said...

Chicken and Rice are pawsome but when my mommy doesnt feel like cooking she gives me canned pumpkin moosh and that that fixes any kind of pooble issue me or my sisters have

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco The Princess

Moco said...

Maybe you shouldn't eat the pine cones. Your mom looks like she did a good job on that chicken and rice.

Finni said...

Hey Bogie,
Hope your Mum's cooking did the trick! She gets a gold star for cooking up rice with chicken!
Headrubs
Finni xx

Kali said...

Your chicken and rice looks absolutely delicious, wish mom would cook for us!!

Kali

TwoSpecialWires said...

I'm wondering how come I don't get chicken and rice when I get my poop problemos? I've gotta consult on that one. Me? I've been getting a great big dollop of yogurt on my regular food.... can't say I'm complaining. It's pretty doggoned tasty. One thing I've learned though... don't chase it all with popcorn. That's what got me in trouble in the first place. Too much. Too fast. What'd you do to get the problemo? Do ya know?

Jake (and Fergi) xxoo