Which of course stands for Mighty Indignant Airedale.
Mama has been lazy about posting for the last couple of days. And yes I will admit that nothing terrifically exciting has been happening, and that it is getting darker earlier therefore making evening Dale photoshoots less lovely, but come on mama!
I twitter when you're not around, and I'm pretty sure that I've seen Kafka online shopping. You might want to check your bank statement a little extra carefully this month mama. After all, he is here all day to accept packages while you're gone. And look out for Willie - yes he looks all sweet and cuddly, but all that fur beats the heart of a safe-cracker, I tell ya.