Saturday, February 28, 2009

Everybody Poops

I am sure the dogs out there will understand the importance of this.

Today Klaus POOPED. I am sure he will be mortified to read this someday. Alas, I have the keyboard and he doesn't, and I am certainly not doing it to embarrass him. And I know I am amongst friends, fuzzy and furry ones who take pooping seriously.

First - the stink. There were a lot of people in the room at the time. I was going to mention something, but then I remembered the all-important maxim of "whoever smelt it dealt it" so I just looked around nervously. I also thought I didn't want to embarrass anyone else in case they were the deal-er.

But then when they turned Klaus over (his very least favorite thing), we discovered the source of the smell. It came from deep within Klaus! The excellent part of this is that pooping means his intestines are functioning. Yeah for at least one organ system! Now we just need for all of the rest to start working in tandem again.

It's always great to, in the middle of lots of bad news, get a little good news. Even when it smells funky.




Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

YAY!!! Pooping is great! Did you do the hooray, poopie dance? (Hey, don't laugh. I've seen it done in the hospital by trained professionals! lol)
Hang in Lulu.
Big ol Texas hugs
Sunny,Scooter&Jamie(doing a yay,poopy dance for Klaus!)

Petey said...

WOO HOOOOOOO!!!! That's wonderful news! Get rid of those nasty toxins and get this train back on the tracks!

We're joining the poopie dance with Sunny, Scooter and Jamie!!!

Petey and his Mommy

BenTheRotti said...

Thats excellent news!! I did several honourary poops and was mentally willing Klaus to join me, Mum was not celebrating my poop but she sure is celebrating Klaus' efforts. We all are!

love and rotti smooches to you all

Ben xxxx

Faya said...

Waouw good news ! I hope more good news will follow ....
Kisses, Faya

Stanley said...


Please, on our behalf, welcome Klaus back into the land of the pooping (or the land of those who poop)! We have missed him and are celebrating his return.

Good thing you remembered the "whoever smelt it dealt it" principle before you said anything. That's just basic self-preservation kicking in. hehehe

We join our furiends in doing the celebratory poo dance here in GooberStan. We KNEW we saw something getting closer by way of a miracle. Now, for the rest of it!

Goober love & smooches,

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

oh my...............

we are so with Klaus

very important news.

Tell Klaus we sensed this smelly baby all the way from Scotland!

Jeannie and marvin and family.....

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

and we think here in the uk, even our Queen must poop sometimes so Klaus is in real good blue blood company

The POOP Squad said...

Keep on poopin Klaus, this is the way to recovery

The Poop Squad

Maggie and Mitch said...

This is GREAT news! We're doing happy poopie dances too!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Noah the Airedale said...

Fantastic news Lulu. We're going outside to poop in honour of this occasion.
We hope this is the beginning of even more good news!!!

Big hugs,
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Agatha and Archie said...

WOOHOO!! That is fabulous!!!! We in the dog world totally understand the importance of this and PL2 says that in the medical world it has the same great importance!! Paws are still very tightly crossed! Love and kisses A+A

Molly and Taffy said...

Good news indeed. Taffy has just done a congratulatory bottom burp to say well done to Klaus!

Molly and Taffy

Finni said...

Welcome back to the pooping world Klaus!!! Woohoo! Load's more Airedale Zen flowing your way man. This is soo cool!!!!!!!
Finni & Nelly xx

Asta said...

Wea awe so happy..I am going to do the poop dance too!! this is exciting, excellent'a a big step in umkel Klaus' wecovewy! we DO undewstand
smoochie kisses

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Oh Bogart that is exciting news. We are sure that Dad is a bit embarrassed but you do need to pass on awesome things like that..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Painter Pack said...

Woo Woo for all the Poo Poo!!! I think it is funny when my mommy goes around sniffing and looking....cause she smells something. Yep, someone dropped a bomb! But in this case, we are cheering for Klaus!! He will understand the need woo had for cheering on his poop!! Well done Klaus!!! The worse it smells, the better the job!

Mya Boo Boo
**I got my name cause of my bad smelling poo.**

Alasandra said...

YES!!!!!, Klaus is getting better. ~S,S,C & F

PS: this is too funny our word verification is messess

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

We are so pleased at the newest turn of events. yippee! Just for that, we'll try out some more German on ya:
Kommen Sie gut bald, Klaus!

Lots of Smooches, BabyRocketDog & Hootie
ps-We really like your bandana Bogie! Very handsome!

Mango said...

We're doing the poopy dance too! That is so good. Surely he will feel better now too having gotten rid of all that stuff. We are so excited! Go dad!


Homer said...

Hi Bogart,

We are happy for you! This is good news.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Lulu!
Sure there are great news!
If its working who cares about the smell!
Kisses and hugs

Shmoo said...

Like the title says "everyone poops"
Doing the happy poop dance here.


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Did he get a pat or a khookie fur that movement?


Kirby said...

PAWSOME news Lulu! I hope that more good news continues to roll in! Since we are talking about pooping, I think I'll head out for a walkie and take care of that. Yeah Klaus!

Your pal,

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

Yea! a poopie! Someone tell Joe Stains some kind of award is in order!
your pal Morgan

Rhonda said...

omdog I think Klaus just earned himself a STAIN AWARD!!!!!! WOO!

tnbullterrors said...

AAARROOOOOOOO!! Way to go Klaus! Lots of happy poopie dancing goin' on in bloggy doggy world, so us Bullies are joinin' in! Way to go! What great news!
Hang in there Auntie Lulu, we're all here for you, Bogart & of course, Unkie Klaus!

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

Jackson said...

Thanks for the scoop on Klaus's poop! I'm sure he'll look back and laugh when he reads your post... Jx

wally said...

Hooray for poopin'! I'm so glad to hear the good news (though I admit I do love a good poop story generally). We are keeping our paws crossed that Klaus continues mending!

wally t .