I am sure the dogs out there will understand the importance of this.
Today Klaus POOPED. I am sure he will be mortified to read this someday. Alas, I have the keyboard and he doesn't, and I am certainly not doing it to embarrass him. And I know I am amongst friends, fuzzy and furry ones who take pooping seriously.
First - the stink. There were a lot of people in the room at the time. I was going to mention something, but then I remembered the all-important maxim of "whoever smelt it dealt it" so I just looked around nervously. I also thought I didn't want to embarrass anyone else in case they were the deal-er.
But then when they turned Klaus over (his very least favorite thing), we discovered the source of the smell. It came from deep within Klaus! The excellent part of this is that pooping means his intestines are functioning. Yeah for at least one organ system! Now we just need for all of the rest to start working in tandem again.
It's always great to, in the middle of lots of bad news, get a little good news. Even when it smells funky.