Saturday, July 11, 2009

That's Disgusting

Humans can be so strange.

Mama and I had to be over in the SE today, so we stopped at our usual haunt, Panera, for a quick bite. We were sitting outside, and after I jumped into mama's lap (as is my habit) she rewarded me with a piece of yummo mozzarella from her sandwich. Just as that cheese made it past my molars, a man who was walking by stopped and loudly said to us, "That's Disgusting".

Mama first just glared and him and as I stood on her lap I also gave him stink eye. He just stood there. So mama said to him, "Oh, so you like to watch?". He looked flustered, and repeated "that's disgusting", so mama took the remainder of the sandwich (almost a full half) and gave it to me. He made a face, a noise, and walked off.

So to that obnoxious, obviously intellectually-challenged, and did-I-mention-ugly loser I say, Thanks Pal! I would never have gotten so much yummy sandwich without you!

Time to get that bad taste out of mama's mouth. I'm going to find her something pretty.

I'm always up for picking the flowers (well, does plundering count?) but she never lets me. Another time perhaps.

Bastille Day celebration in the Pearl... again, these festivals are so bittersweet for us. Dad was here with us last year, and we also saw a cool car like this... hey, you can see me in the reflection on the door!

Lots of people including this fine specimen, who tried to pet me and then tried to talk to mama. He doesn't look like a quick learner, but HE WAS.

And lots of doggies... they were ALL smart.

I didn't snag any swag, but we did walk by and sniff a lot of yummy things. I was interested in the French food, mama more so in the French pastries. Either way = YUM!

Vive la France!

Love,

Bogart

14 comments:

Faya said...

I don't if people are realy offensed or if they are jealous ??? But stupid, for sure ...
Ho french food !!!! So tasty !!!
Kisses, Faya

Molly and Taffy said...

Bogart, although the man was extremely rude talking to your Mama like that we think it is great you had the rest of the sandwich.

We love the 2nd picture. Fabulous.

Molly and Taffy

Maggie and Mitch said...

Some hoomans are so stoopid! We're so glad you got the benefit of that man's rudeness, Bogie!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Noah the Airedale said...

We dont get it...what was so disgusting??? Idiot human creature. We hate people like that.

Good on you Bogart for giving Stink Eye!

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Mango said...

Ha! Your mom should have taken a bite of the sandwich after you had a bite. That would have showed that ignorant dude.

Hope your foot is getting better fast. You have lots of exploring to do.

Slobbers,
Mango

animal lover, quilt lover said...

You had a great time Bogart, even with the awful man! You got almost half the sandwich!!! We love seeing you on your outings. Thank-you Mom for taking us along. Some time when you are blogging come see us on our blog O K? Love ya
Bogart

Lorenza said...

Hi, Bogart!
that person was very rude... but you were the winner!
It is better not to pay attention to that kind of people!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Asta said...

Bogart,

Lucky fow you he was such an imbeile..Eeeedjut!
I love youw Mama!
Vive la Fwance! I'm in Lon
Gisland fow the weekend, and so I'm missing Bastille day festivities in the city...booo hioo
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Joe Stains said...

well that guy doesn't deserve to be even called a Doofus, he is just a downright JERKFACE!

Minnie-Moo (Rescue Lab) said...

Maybe the man meant it was disgusting that you didn't get your own chair and had to share?!

No, we thought not. Silly man.

Muzzle (my mum) said she guesses he'd not have approved of me being given the last bit of breakfast from their forks then either LOL.

Minnie-Moo
x

Martha Basset said...

Hi Bogart
Well it was a good thing that man annoyed your mom cos you got more of the sandwich!
We don't think he was a dog person so that is sad for him.
We loved seeing the pictures of Bastille Day. Sorry your Dad was not with you this year but he would have been with you in spirit.
That was such a cool car!!!!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Stanley said...

Ah, Bogart!

That jacka$$ messed around with the wrong mama, didn't he? He was in WAY over his head from the moment he opened his pie hole. Glad to see your mama, quick as ever, banished his ridiculous comment and lavished much-deserved goodies on you through the sandwich maneuver. BRAVO!

Viva la mama!

Goob love,
Stanley

doow said...

Nice comeback, Lulu. I guess not everyone is a fan of mozarella ;-)

Lenny said...

Great response to that jerk! You should have slobbered on him a little bit!

Your friend, Lenny