Saturday, January 03, 2009

Paw of Doom

Today I got to go to the beer-making mecca here in Portland with mama and dad - F.H. Steinbart - and in yet another great reason to live in Portland, I could actually go inside. I was on my very best behavior, and sat with mama chatting with their friend Michael who works there while dad went around choosing some new supplies for the Black and Tan Brewery.

Unfortunately, mama did not bring along her camera to capture any of the golden moments. And for that, I'm afraid, she will have to suffer the PAW OF DOOM...

Yes, the mighty PAW OF DOOM is something that must be brought out sparingly as it is very effective. Notice how this frisbee is NOT GOING ANYWHERE when it comes into close contact with said paw (of doom).

Even as it tries to escape it must know... RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

You will take the PAW OF DOOM and like it!!!

So mama, because of your forgetfulness in not capturing my very first time at the beer-making store, I will give to you the PAW OF DOOM (just let me get these frisbees lined up so that I may perfectly show you THE PAW)

Ok, I think you've suffered enough. Time to move on to the feared CHOMPERS OF DOOM...

You wanna give it a whirl?

Love,

Bogart

Chez Bogart

To Aire is Divine

6 comments:

Ruby said...

Hi Bogart,

Thanks for your suggestion to join DWB - I hadn't worked out what that was about yet. There are sooo many of us!

My Neil is a big beer brewer like your dad - he wishes he could go to the beer mecca too.

Thanks for following my blog - you were my inspiration!

cheers,
Ruby

Maggie and Mitch said...

Bummer, Bogie! We would have loved to see you inside the brewery! Next time! I think you got your point across to your mom!
Did you get any free samples?!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

Did the frisbee survive the choompers of doom?

Slobbers,
Mango

Joe Stains said...

Remind me to never mess with you dude!!!

Persephone and Buster said...

bogart....the paw of dooM? that was a bit harsh... now the chompers...well that's a different story i can understand that!! chompers make a point pretty quick. to bad no pics of the brewery that would have been fun to see.
enjoy the frisbees.
theBUSTER and the chicks w/beards

Hollie and Janie said...

You will just have to remind your mom next, although after seeing the chompers of death, I think she'll remember!!
Love,
Janie