Talk about getting in just under the wire...
For a few months now, my buddy Stanley has been at the helm of a beard-growing contest - we all had a check-in, and now it's time for all of that growth to pay off.
While I am a HUGE fan of Stanley (and of course the Stellanator), I really do not enjoy the measuring process.
I didn't make it particularly simple for mama to do.
GIMME THAT - missing opposable thumbs be damned!!!
I fully realize that the photos aren't super clear - but I'm also not claiming to have grown a helluva lot of beard. My furnishings just never have been that full and fluffy - or copious.
It might be a tiny bit longer, but I'm only gonna claim 3 LOUSY INCHES - that might even be less than when I started!!!
Centimeters... Inches... it's all Greek to me...