I've always felt that I provide security services for mama, maybe now I'm ready to branch out and protect the entire country. See? No bad guys coming from that way.
Bare minimum, no one is going to get close to my mama. Of that I am sure. But I would look awfully cool riding shotgun in this car.
What do you mean step away from the car... What am I doing? Well, my civic duty, of course. Wanna be in some pictures with me? Ah well, maybe next time (chicken)...