So... I have mentioned that it's COLD here in Portland. It's really, really, really cold. Both mama and I are feeling it. How to get by? EXTRA SNUGGLE TIME
Go ahead, brush your teeth, do whatever you have to do. I can wait.
Hey, whatcha doin' in there? The bed is nice and warm and you're missing some prime SNUGGLE TIME!
You're all the way on the other side of our apartment... in the cold, all by yourself. And I am HERE in all of my fuzzy warm-ness.
Ok, then if you're not going to snuggle with me then I suppose that one of the kitties might want to. Oh, Kafka...
YOU KNOW THAT YOU CANNOT RESIST ME AND ALL OF MY FUZZY WARMTH.
And truly, who would want to? Now get over here mama, SOMEONE has to keep you warm - LETS SNUGGLE!!!