Monday, December 07, 2009

Arctic Blast

Brrrrrr! It's COLD here in Portland!!! We're having what the television called an "arctic blast" and I can certainly attest to it's blast-i-ness. The wind ruffles my fuzz and whips me right up the butt. Not pleased. Today was especially cold, so mama felt like she had to protect my delicate Dale-ness... perhaps when your mama starts thinking, normal and sane things come out. When my mama starts thinking? This is the result...

That's right. I am a dog in a sweatshirt. A HUMAN sweatshirt.

To be even more specific, MAMA's sweatshirt. COVERED IN CATS.

Ok so the cats are along the bottom, on my belly, but YOU CAN SEE THEM FROM THE FRONT WHEN I WALK MAMA!!!


How can you make it up to me? Well, you can start by giving me some of those fine cones that I see you hiding...

I normally elicit many reactions when I walk down the street. Many smiles, lots of "cute dog"'s, and many butt pets. Basic airedmiration. But while wearing a sweatshirt? PEOPLE LOVE ME

But I must keep my focus on my cones. You know, in case someone tries to take them away while I'm distracted while being airedmired.

With a week or so full of "arctic blast-i-ness", I fear that the sweatshirt will be my newest friend. Don't tell mama, but since it's so cold, I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKE IT.

Love,

Bogart

13 comments:

Ruby said...

Gosh Bogart, your mama is actually rather clever. And she saved your fuzzy butt from freezing. You look very cutr - you can hardly notice the cats.

cheers,
Ruby

Mango said...

Bogart! You look great. I don't think anybody will notice the cat prints (I hope).

Slobbers,
Mango

Hollie and Janie said...

Oh my goodness! You are even more adorable in clothing! Stay warm, my friend!
Love,
Janie

brooke said...

You look so cute in that sweater! At least its a black one and not a pink one!
I tried to put my biggest sweatshirt on Darwin and it wouldn't fit! Her chest is too big! I think Id need to get an XXL to fit over her chest.

Deetz said...

You are just too adorable in your mamma's sweatshirt. I think its great you can wear her clothes...I look for cones here all the time, but I cannot find any. We are getting freezing rain, so no outside for me. Mum is really not looking forward to the snowballs I carry in the house on my furs.
Deetzy

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

You look studly as ever, even in girls clothing!! Ahahahaha.
WelshieHugs,
Hootie

Oh Bogart you are a doll with or withour clothes!! ;wink,wink;
It's cold here too... darn Arctic blast. We're driving to Seattle on Friday to visit our hooman sissy for her birthday...that should be fun. We're gonna crash her birthday party on Sat.night. It's a surprise!! shhhhh.
Smooches,
BabyRD

Dawn said...

Oh Bogart you handsome devil! What great style you have..except for the kitties, but you can pull it off!

Maggie and Mitch said...

You look so cute in your mom's sweatshirt, Bogie! Who cares if it has cats on it as long as you're warm, right?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Boggie,
You look very stunning.
Sally Ann

Inky and Molly said...

No matter what they put on you, we still love you. We get dressed up, too.. Sad thing...

TwoSpecialWires said...

If a bug dude like you can pull this sweatshirt look off as amazingly as you do, we no longer are gonna allow ourselves to be teased about our jammies. We LOVE them. We're pretty convinced our momas have the right idea.

Stay warm. Maybe someday you'll have a sweatshirt that says "I Survived the Blast!"

Love ya
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

Bogart you really look happy wearing a sweatshirt and so cuddly.

Molly...... (blushing profusely)

Halloween said...

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.