Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Be My Baby Mama Contest

OK pups, listen up!

Mama says that she's getting a little crazy watching all of my Airedale friends all over the world add more pups to their packs. She wants us to join in the fun!

Guess I have to get crackin' on the baby-makin'. And why not - I'm young, virile, AKC-registered, intact, and FAMOUS - what girl Dale wouldn't want to do some dirty dancin' with me?


She should be young, bearded, AKC Airedale Terrier, living with a loving and responsible breeder, and of course ready to mamba with me! Ladies, I stand ready to diversify your local gene pool.

The fine folks at Chicken Soup for the Soul Publishing want to help me in my quest. They have given me 3 brand spanking new copies of Chicken Soup For the Soul: Loving Our Dogs to give to my readers! This book has 101 of the best stories they've ever published, heartwarming and humorous stories about dogs.

I think I need a classified ad for my, ahem, services. Yes, I'm looking for my baby-mama. Someone who will carry my fine, handsome devil Dale babies.

So here are the 3 categories for winning yourself a copy of this great book (one winner in each category):

1. Create my classified ad photo - take any of my photos on my blog and create (photoshop, collage, macaroni art, it's all good) the photo that will catch the eye of my future special lady...

2. Create my classified ad text - Witty banter just isn't enough. Write my personal ad for me. I do want my future baby-mama to learn all about me, but I know that I have to do something above and beyond to stand out in the seas of black-and-tan fuzzy men out there. Double entendres are actively encouraged, the ladies do love someone who can make them laugh.

3. Bogart's Choice - I'm sure there will be one entry that will stand out... maybe it's too risque, maybe it makes me laugh but it's a close second to another entry... but it's still deserving of a prize.

Ok, so you're rip roaring and ready to go. Here is the fine print:

Entrants MUST be members of Dogs With Blogs, that is, you must be a dog with a blog to enter. When you send in your entry, please include your URL.

You can enter as many times as you like, with either photos, classified ad copy, or both.

I will be using your photo and text to find me a girl-Dale. Via my blog. So you'll see your handiwork there and by entering you agree that you're cool with that.

All entries must be received by October 31st, 2008 and the winner will be chosen by ME on November 1st.

I will ship these ANYWHERE, so feel free to enter from any country.

I will post entries and excerpts from this great book throughout the month so you can be a part of the process. It should get interesting...

So... help out a dog, will ya? Lets extend the Handsome Devil lineage...

Send your entries to: bogarthandsomedevildog@yahoo.com



To Aire is Divine


Eduardo said...

What a great idea! I will see what I can do! Mommy wants me to have some pups too!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Bogie...
How are ya doing buddy? It's been awhile, I know! I'm so happy to hear you are looking to become a father...I think you will make a great doggie daddy! And a personal ad is a pawfect way to meet that special lady-dog. I'll have to ask Mom if she can help me create something for you!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Maggie and Mitch said...

This sounds like fun! We're off to grab our drawing pads and crayons!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Kirby said...

This is going to make Mom and I get creative, we're going to have to work real hard. I want you to find just the right baby mama. Nothing but the best is good enough for my pal Bogart. We are off to brainstorm!

Your pal,

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm...too bad I'm fixed and not a Dale...we're gonna see what we can do here...Honestly Bogart...with a tongue like urs, you oughta be able to fast talk any sweet lookin'
Dale into helpin' ya out here...

So...are you gonna keep any of the puppers?????

Barkin' at ya...


Willow the Black Dale said...

Bogie....we have Tuddy at our Tribe who is only 1. My grandma won't let her have babies until she is almost two.
She is a hottie!!! Nice face, good bones, sassy, AKC (due to me being a Black I am SKC....plus I am "fixed" or I would already be at your house big guy) What lines are you from handsome devil???
Just a thought.
Our sad news is we just lost a momma or I would introduce you to her. Go to my blog to find out then hop on over ot Apaches.