Monday, January 08, 2007

New Years Resolutions

Yes I know I’m a bit late to the party with this, having been tagged by my dreamgirl Sunshade awhile ago, but hey, most humans have already broken their resolutions by now!

1. I resolve to post much more regularly than I have been doing lately. No excuse from mom will be tolerated any more. It just not fair to my public to deny them my cute-ness for extended periods of time.

2. I will - reluctantly, mind you - work on my, ahem, humping issues. And I will work on this problem by NOT working on it, if you know what I mean. Still having my manhood makes this difficult (ok, it makes it damn near impossible), but I will try.

3. I promise to eat less of the cats food and more of the food that appears in my own bowl, no matter how unappetizing it may seem.

4. I will work on resetting my internal clock a tiny little bit so that I don’t wake mom up at 5:45 am when she doesn’t have to be up until 7 am. Now I kind of free-wheel it - whenever I wake up and have “the urge” to either go outside to pee or (usually) just because I feel like it I head into the bedroom to wake mom up with a big sloppy kiss. I think the kiss part is still ok, I’ve just noticed that she’s somewhat happier when I wake her up and it’s light outside.

5. I want to get a gopher. Badly. A live one, not the usual dead ones that I pull out of their holes after - ahem - “expanding” the holes a bit. I will focus my mental energy so that I can bag one. Here’s a bit of video of me working on my latest resolution…

I suppose that I can’t do a lot of taggin’ because pretty much everybody else has already been tagged, so I’ll just say GOOD LUCK everybody on those resolutions!



To Aire is Divine


Isabella said...

Good luck with those resolutions. They sound like they will be tough ones to keep.
Big Wags,

Fu Fu said...

Hey Bogart. I totally agree with resolution #1. I wanna see more of you

~ fufu

Oscar Airedale said...

Some good resolutions there buddy.

Even though it's barely a week since my op, I played with my reindeer toy last night for half an hour with no urge to hump it. Odd. Have fun on my behalf Bogie!

Oscar x

Maggie said...

So Bogie, Is the gopher in that hole? Do you smell him? Curious minds want to know???

Love ya lots,

Bogart said...

Ultimately.... after all that digging, no gopher.

Perhaps next time.


Lux said...

Um, Bogart ... gophers aren't like cats, are they?


Bogart said...

Naw Lux, cats are TOTALLY different to me (I live with 4)... they'd never tolerate that kind of stuff...

I luv my kitties!!!


Pippin the flyball dog said...

Bogart--shouldn't you resolve to eat MORE cat food? I thought that was one of the major perks of having to put up with them...


Wired for Mackie said...


My internal clock is set for about 2:30 am so I get my mom up in the middle of the night and then again at 5:30am (when mom is used to getting up). It's her job to let me out in the middle of the night- or to take me downstairs to get a drink of water- sheez!Good thing there aren't any kids in this house- I can't imagine that I would get this kind of service then!
Your pal, Mackie