Ruh-roh. What is that?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! Look out, it's a giant crawfish! AND IT'S GIVING US THE FINGER (ok, the claw, but I bet it's the same in the crawfish world)!!!
That was a little disquieting. Giant crustaceans aren't on my usual walkie. I usually see things involving dirt and greenery...
I've gotta get that giant crawfish out of my head. And today is a fantastically spring-like day. I'm thinking a quick trip over the Hawthorne Bridge...
And a dip in the Willamette! Come on mama, the water is n-i-c-e...
Ok, the water is filthy but it's cool and incredibly fun to run in. Lots of boats out today making little waves that come crashing onto shore and excite me to no end.
I run back and forth multiple times, each time getting more and more excited.
Occasionally I will stop and pose majestically for mama. You know, she's a sucker for a cool photo.
Need another angle mama?
Oh yeah, I'm nice and wet and muddy now. What's missing from this picture?
That's right, A NICE JUICY STICK.
Don't even think about saying no mama. I know it's about 6 foot long. WE ARE TAKING THIS STICK HOME.