Friday, June 12, 2009

A Day Without Poop

Is like a day without sunshine. But since we're in rainy Portland...

Today, no poop bags were sacrificed in the name of keeping the streets of Portland clean. Walking was brisk, less time spent sniffing around for the "right spot".

There is of course a very good reason for this - yesterday, Bogart produced a record number of poops - 5! - breaking, nay, shattering his previous record of 3. So there should be no surprise that "production" had ground to a halt after such a "productive" day yesterday.

It is still very strange. "Just" walking. No carrying a baggie for many blocks, or having to decide whether to go back to the trash can a few blocks previous or taking a chance on a can coming up soon. No inopportune timing, or what is commonly known as crapping directly in front of people eating al fresco.

Tomorrow that will ALL change.

Lulu & Bogart


Lorenza said...

Hi, Bogart!
5 poops?? that is productive!
3 is my record.
Kisses and hugs

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey mate, 5 poops....outstanding!

I am a 2-3 pooper dog myself.


Stella said...


Congratulations on your poopless day! My record is 4, so I bow down to your poop production skills. You're obviously the master.

Goober love,

Stanley said...

Hey, man.

That last comment was from me, but Stella snuck in and used my puter without signing off. Sorry for the confusion.

Goob love,

Martha Basset said...

Hi Bogart
Glad your digestive system is working so efficiently!
Martha & Bailey xxx

Maggie and Mitch said...

We bet your five pounds lighter now, Bogie! hehehe
I can match your record but only when we hike Sleeping Giant! It's something about all of those wonderful smells................

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Pug Posse said...

Our record is around 7 poops...but considering there are 7 of us who shared in the making of the poops, it's not as impressive as Bogart's 5 in one walk ;-)
Pug hugs and kisses!
The Pug Posse

Anonymous said...

Wow, congratulations on all those poops you did yesterday. You deserve a vacation after all that!

See ya!
Joey and Zeke

Libby said...

Wow Bogart, that's a lot of poop! Glad to know all is working okay!

erin said...

So good to know that I'm not the only person that keeps track of the number of poops my dogs produce each day!