Sunday, July 01, 2012

Hot Weathaire Tip

Find yourself out on a walkie on a stupidly-hot day like today?  I've got a great tip for you:


Whenever you get just too damn warm, hit the ATM.  Pretty much any ATM will do.  In my experience, they're all super-aire-conditioned, and most of 'em have tile floor.


Maybe your mama is like mine - not much reason to visit the ATM.  Something about me earning some cash so that we can visit the ATM more often (blah blah blah).


Friends, I GIVE YOU A REASON.  It's hot.  It's humid.  Hell, it might even be dangerous.  HIT THE ATM


Remind your dad or mama to bring that ATM card with you on your hot-weather-walkie.  They don't have to take any out (it's just to gain entry to this oasis of cool, breezy happiness). 

YOU'RE WELCOME


Love,
Bogart

6 comments:

Lorenza said...

Thanks for the tip, Bogart!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Pacco said...

hi bogart,

maybe u shld try applying for the security guard position there

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Such excellent advice Bogart. Sadly all we seem to need here in the UK at the moment are umbrellas and webbed feet!

We reluctantly turned our DWB calendar over to July yesterday. We had so enjoyed seeing your fuzzy face during June.

Stay cool.

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

Asta said...

Bogawt
That is a bwilliant tip
Thank you so much

Ummm, small pwoblem, They don't seem to have thesameIwcondishunwooles hewe. Dwat
But yoo shoold see my old decwepit lobby. Soopew cool. Like a wine cellaw. Ithink it's got vewy thickwalls ow somethin
Smoochie kisses
Asta

Faith Shen said...

I will always remember your brilliant tips Bogart.


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Wyatt said...

I think all of our ATMs are outside. Oh well, we are used to getting rained on! Stay cool, Bogart.

Wyatt and Stanzie