Ok... what is this supposed to be?
Some sort of childs drawing - angry graduate, monster plate spinner, or grumpy frenchman?
I have no freaking idea. I'm going to have to plead "dog" in this case - as in, I'm a dog so I just cannot fathom what it could possibly be with my "he's only a dog" brain. Yes this doesn't happen often, but sometimes I just... don't know.
I'm thinking that if I get a little drool onto it, it will add to the artistic integrity of the piece. Give it that extra something. Or, well, just keep it from blowing around.