Ok, so he's not exactly Green Man from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but he IS a green man, and he IS in Philadelphia, so...
And he wants me to go slowly apparently. Silly green man. I may just have to pee on you.
Dales go FAST, not slow. Eat my dust, green man.
Mr. Owl agrees with me. So what if he's made of wood. HE AGREES WITH ME.