Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody...
I just got mama and she didn't get paid...
Oh how I wish I had someone to talk to...
I'm in an awful LAUNDRY ROOM
Those fluorescent lights are pretty darned harsh, even on my handsome Dale-ness.
So mama, this is where you disappear to with that big bag and that roll of quarters every weekend, huh?
I am not a huge fan of the clanking sounds, nor the movement of the machines. I realize that they are just doing their job, but really... you guys could do better.
I really just don't trust that dryer.
You know what mama? I don't think I will beg you to come downstairs again to do laundry. I love to go with you EVERYWHERE, but I think this is one place where you just don't need my help. But every other place in the world is still ok... ok?
We REALLY know how to party, eh?