Now I ask you - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE AN AIREDALE? Mom seems to think so... the humans went out for dinner because it's dad's birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!) and they brought me home THIS.
Looks funny - smells good. What is that? Turns out it's some schnitzel - they went to a German restaurant and dad couldn't finish his schnitzel. Dad showed me the menu...
It seems like a pretty cool restaurant - not only do they have vegetarian food for mom (and schnitzel for dad!), but they have a patio where dogs are welcome and on the weekends they actually have food on the menu for pups! How civilized!!!