I get lots of mail. And I love it. So whenever an envelope arrives with my name on it, I'm quick to get it open and get to whatever is inside. However, I wasn't prepared for this...
See, it's addressed to me, but once I got it open all I could think of was HUH?
Up until now I didn't think I had a problem, and certainly not a problem with grinding my teeth at night. But hey, what do I know, maybe the fine folks at Sleep Right Select Night Guards know something that I don't.
Mom says that I don't snore so it's probably not something that I need, and wonders at exactly how I got on their mailing list. The label is clearly addressed to Bogart Handsome Devil.
Excellent marketing work on someone's part, eh?