Tuesday, February 14, 2012

My Funny Valentine

There is NOTHING like the lovin' of a fine Dale... and since mama still doesn't have any human who wants to be her Valentine, I will happily oblige.


Whatever you're thinkin' mama, just remember how much I LUV YOU


Whatever you're drinkin' mama, just remember that I LUV YOU


Whatever is stinkin' around here mama, just remember that I LUV YOU


Basically, I LUV YOU MAMA


Now can I have the damn cookie?  Oh come on... I said I LUV YOU, and I meant it.  NOW GIVE ME THAT COOKIE


Really?  Does everything have to be a photo shoot?  Can't I just share my love for you by devouring this fine cookie?


COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE
Ok, it looks like I'm going to have to probably just take the damn cookie when you look down at the camera.  It's a good thing that I'm not shy.


Ok, ok, one final photo before I pounce.


And now for something completely different in the cookie world...


Yes, yes, mama, YOU ARE HILARIOUS.  A red heart cookie on my fine black button nose.  Hilarious, I say.


See how the cookie is sweating?  It would be MUCH HAPPIER to be in my belly.  LIKE NOW.


See?  HAPPINESS.


(the last thing that a heart-shaped dog cookie sees before it exits this world)


Yummo.  I really, really do love ya mama.  Cookies or no cookies (ok, I love you more with cookies but I'd love you even without - THAT'S LOVE)


Love,
Bogart

4 comments:

matt said...

haha like wise i dont have a partner so my pit bull motley was my valentine!!!

check Motley out if you get a chance at http://www.thepitbullpalace.blogspot.com/

dog food said...

Not only do animals provide us with physical and social benefits, they also work on an emotional level that enriches our lives.

healthy dog food said...

This is great! I can say that just watching a pet clown around and play will lighten your mood.

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

You are so lucky to get cookies for V-Day. That red one looked especially yummers. Your mama is one lucky lady to have you, and vica versa.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRocketDog and Hootie