Friday, October 02, 2009

Terrier Teachings

Craft-sy? Just feelin' destructive? Curious about how to take down a nice, juicy stick and look cool doing it?

I am here to help.

First look around. Be aware of your surroundings. Any other doggies in the area? Unattended and annoying children? Mailmen?

Then let your mama know you're ready to begin so she can get the camera ready to capture all of the golden moments.

Now... begin. First tear off the tenderest pieces, usually the ends.

Chomp.

As the stick will naturally try to get away, hold it down with a mighty paw.

Chomp again.

Pose so your mama will leave you alone and stop asking you to look at the camera. Feel free to insert your funniest face here, but try to give her one good one. Trust me on this. And then you will be free to resume the stick destruction.

If all else fails - or if the pictures just keep coming fast and furiously - pick up your stick and move it to a more appropriate location. Like your mama's bed...

Another fine lesson from a Terrier Teacher...

Love,

Bogart

2 comments:

The Airechicks said...

Great demo - can you now show us how to do with multiplies? We can never find just one good stick...

And we also need to see how to get it into the door of the house...

XXooooXXoooXxo

Mack and Sally Ann said...

You are a good teacher. How do you get them inside with your Mommy catching you?
Sally Ann