My Funny Valentine

There is NOTHING like the lovin' of a fine Dale... and since mama still doesn't have any human who wants to be her Valentine, I will happily oblige.

Whatever you're thinkin' mama, just remember how much I LUV YOU

Whatever you're drinkin' mama, just remember that I LUV YOU

Whatever is stinkin' around here mama, just remember that I LUV YOU

Basically, I LUV YOU MAMA

Now can I have the damn cookie?  Oh come on... I said I LUV YOU, and I meant it.  NOW GIVE ME THAT COOKIE

Really?  Does everything have to be a photo shoot?  Can't I just share my love for you by devouring this fine cookie?

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE

Ok, it looks like I'm going to have to probably just take the damn cookie when you look down at the camera.  It's a good thing that I'm not shy.

Ok, ok, one final photo before I pounce.

And now for something completely different in the cookie world...

Yes, yes, mama, YOU ARE HILARIOUS.  A red heart cookie on my fine black button nose.  Hilarious, I say.

See how the cookie is sweating?  It would be MUCH HAPPIER to be in my belly.  LIKE NOW.

See?  HAPPINESS.

(the last thing that a heart-shaped dog cookie sees before it exits this world)

Yummo.  I really, really do love ya mama.  Cookies or no cookies (ok, I love you more with cookies but I'd love you even without - THAT'S LOVE)

Love,

Bogart

I'm Walkin'...

Yes indeed...

And I'm lookin'... for a place to pee

And I'm hopin'... that you'll throw that stick to meeeeeeee!

(feel free to insert your own musical interlude here - flight of the bumblebee, perhaps?)

Oh yeah.  My work here is done.

Love,

Bogart

Whenever You're Blue...

Feeling sad? Down and out? Have a bad case of the Mondays (or any of the other days)?

MY BIG BLACK BUTTON IS HERE FOR YOU

Mama has been a little out of it lately - and when she's depressed, this does the trick like nothing else. Button and beard.

Love,

Bogart

Me and my mama.  We are an amazing team.

We love each other, we respect each other, and damnit, we just really, really like each other.

When the world tries to mess with mama, I bare my mighty Dale teeth, and when the world tries to mess with me, mama becomes a tiger.  She's got my back, and I've got hers.

Some days it feels like mama and me against the world - and most days it's just us (and our kitties).  Mama can get really depressed at times, I do my best to keep her spirits up.  Showing her "the button" (as dad used to say), always makes her smile.  The button is my big, black, wet nose.

 

Kisses All Around!!!!

While the tides of life throw us to and fro, mama is my life raft and I am hers.  I feel safe with her and you know that she's safe with me.

We're just a coupla crazy kids, just trying to keep on keepin' on.  Mama says, KISS YOUR DOG and KISS YOUR CAT every day... nothing better than wet, sloppy dog kisses or sandpaper-y kitty kisses!

Love,

Bogart