Many humans think that we dogs have a very primitive way of communicating with each other. That we couldn't possibly be sending complex messages via something so simple.
I am here to prove you wrong.
First, locate the site of a fellow dog's important message.
Located!
Slowly inhale every bit, byte, and piece via your superior sense of smell. Allow a few moments for your brain to reconstruct the message so that you can understand it. This may take some time and may involve your flavor-saver beard (if you are lucky enough to possess one). Do not allow your human to interrupt - this could be important!
Nothing too important today (no girlie dogs in heat, basically). So just leave a message of your own. Here I am simply leaving my calling card, to let other dogs (and especially squirrels) know that I have been here.
As always, I AM HERE TO HELP
Love,
Bogart
bogawt
ReplyDeleteI know that anyone walking in youw neighbowhood would be delighted to get a lovely message fwom you. I think you awe vewy thoughtful and I wish I could come wead youw messages..I guess you would nevew wead mine cause I nevew go into heat anymowe, but I love you anywhewe
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Well put Bogie. Thank you for letting the uninformed know how our lines of communication really work!
ReplyDeleteSmooches from pooches,
BabyRD & HOotie