Find yourself out on a walkie on a stupidly-hot day like today? I've got a great tip for you:
Whenever
you get just too damn warm, hit the ATM. Pretty much any ATM will do.
In my experience, they're all super-aire-conditioned, and most of 'em
have tile floor.
Maybe
your mama is like mine - not much reason to visit the ATM. Something
about me earning some cash so that we can visit the ATM more often (blah
blah blah).
Friends, I GIVE YOU A REASON. It's hot. It's humid. Hell, it might even be dangerous. HIT THE ATM
Remind
your dad or mama to bring that ATM card with you on your
hot-weather-walkie. They don't have to take any out (it's just to gain
entry to this oasis of cool, breezy happiness).
YOU'RE WELCOME
Love,
Bogart
Thanks for the tip, Bogart!
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Lorenza
hi bogart,
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Such excellent advice Bogart. Sadly all we seem to need here in the UK at the moment are umbrellas and webbed feet!
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Stay cool.
Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie
Bogawt
ReplyDeleteThat is a bwilliant tip
Thank you so much
Ummm, small pwoblem, They don't seem to have thesameIwcondishunwooles hewe. Dwat
But yoo shoold see my old decwepit lobby. Soopew cool. Like a wine cellaw. Ithink it's got vewy thickwalls ow somethin
Smoochie kisses
Asta
I will always remember your brilliant tips Bogart.
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I think all of our ATMs are outside. Oh well, we are used to getting rained on! Stay cool, Bogart.
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