The Pine Cone Spirit of the Holidays

OK, mama, I will pose with the pretty-lit-up tree.  I won't look directly at you, but I will give an obligatory look-the-dog-is-standing-next-to-something-mildly-interesting look.

BUT WAIT.  The obviously intelligent makers of this tree saw fit to place a large bowl featuring PINE CONES in the center.  Just far enough away that I can see and admire them, but cannot chomp them.

Although I am actively considering it.  Really actively considering it.  Perhaps once the holidays are over, I can make my move...

Love,

Bogart